My husband bought me the BEST t-shirt EVAR. It's brown, and across the chest in yellow letters is written:
Hehehe. Hahaha. Hohoho. MMMMWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Included with the shirt was a packing list containing the following message:
"2 mai favrit pometrist. kluvubai."
If you've never heard of lolspeak, you really must google it.